The pun is the entire point. We stand by it.

Somebody in your life is going to read this, groan audibly, and then ask where you got it. That's the transaction. That's what we're doing here.

The You Crack Me Up nutcracker artwork keeps it lighthearted without tipping into costume, printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton in warm ivory — soft, broken-in from the first wear, and flattering on absolutely everybody.

Product Details

• Color: Ivory
• Material: Garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton
• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit with everyday wearability
• Sizes: Small–2X
• Production: Printed just for you in Plainfield, Illinois
• Shipping: Ships in 3–4 business days

Perfect For

The Nutcracker and holiday shows, Christmas parties, gift exchanges, teacher gifts, and any Christmas gift for the friend who appreciates a good pun.

Styling Tips

• Dark denim and boots for the show
• Tucked into a velvet or red skirt for the party
• Layered under a cardigan for everyday December

Materials & Care

Garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton in ivory with a printed nutcracker design. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

Why You'll Love It

Funny holiday tees usually look like a joke and feel like cardboard. This is a genuinely good Comfort Colors tee that happens to be funny, which means you'll actually keep wearing it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does it run true to size?
Yes — relaxed through the body and true to size. Size up for extra room.

Is the design printed or embroidered?
Printed direct-to-garment, so it stays soft and won't crack or peel.

How should I care for it?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and skip ironing the design.

When will it ship?
Every piece is printed just for you, so allow 3–4 business days before it ships from our Illinois warehouse.

Tag whoever's going to groan at this one.

Funny Christmas Shirt Women | Nutcracker Pun Comfort Colors Holiday Tee | Christmas Gift

You Crack Me Up nutcracker Christmas tee on garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton in warm ivory. Sizes Small through 2X, printed in Illinois. A funny, giftable tee for holiday shows, parties, and gift exchanges.

Shipping

We love a good happy-mail moment, so here's exactly how your order gets to you.

Orders over $100 ship free. Under $100, shipping is a flat $7.95 through USPS Ground Advantage — no surprise math at checkout. We ship to Canada too, calculated by weight.

Everything is printed to order in our Plainfield warehouse, so give us 3 to 4 business days to make it, then another day or so for tracking to catch up. Orders placed after 2PM CST start the next business day.

Local to Plainfield? Choose free local pickup at checkout. We love seeing you.

Returns

Sometimes it doesn't work out, and that's okay. You have 30 days to send something back for a refund to your original payment method.

We just ask that it comes back the way it left: unworn, unwashed, tags attached, and free of smoke, perfume, pet hair, or anything we can't get out. We can't restock what we can't resell.

Start here: Return Form. We'll send instructions once your return is approved. Return shipping is on you — send it however you like. If your original order shipped free, we'll deduct the $7.95 we covered from your refund. Once it's back and inspected, your refund goes out in 3 to 5 business days.

Need a different size?

Easier than a return. If we have your size, we'll swap it straight across for a $7.95 reship.

WHAT WE CAN'T TAKE BACK

Anything custom or personalized. A tee with your team's name on it only works for you, so we can't resell it — which is why we'd rather help you get the size right before you order. Check the size guide, or message us and we'll tell you what we'd pick.

Also final sale: holiday items within 10 days of the holiday, mystery bags, and anything already discounted.

A few more practical things.

Because we print fast, orders can't be canceled once they're placed. Discount codes can't be added after the fact.

If a package goes missing after USPS has it, reach out — we'll help you chase it down, though we can't replace it.

Wrong address? We'll reship for $7.95 once it comes back to us. If we don't hear from you within 30 days, we'll donate it to a good home.

SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR ORDER?

Email support@limeberrydesigns.com within 3 days with your order number and a photo, and we'll fix it. That's not a policy, that's just what we do.